Here I am, just minding my own business, when I spy out of the corner of my eye - YOU, a tiny man hiding on my bathroom shelf spying on me! I've had enough of you and your little friends. I catch you and tease you, showing you an extreme close up of my sharp, pointy teeth while putting on red lipstick. I tease and scare you until... I pick you up and devour you whole. THAT will teach you and your friends to stop spying on me!