I have some bad news for you, slave boy. Remember that awesome party I went to last night? The one you weren't invited to? Well, I imbibed a little too much. I got talked in to playing a game of high stakes poker. You know I'm terrible at card games. At least I was smart enough not to play with money, right? Instead, I wagered you. I lost. That means I'm no longer your owner. From now on you'll be serving a Master. Don't worry! He's not gay. He has no intention of fucking you. I think, anyway... He does enjoy humiliating and punishing beta males in all sorts of cruel ways, though. He's on his way to pick you up now, so let me give you a quick rundown of what your new life will be like...