Based on your Tinder profile, you seemed pretty confident in dominating and getting a girl off. So I decided to reach out for a hookup. I’m horny and giving you a nice strip tease, till I realize just how tiny you really are. Is this a joke? Omg, I’m totally going to take some pics of this to send to my gfs! Thankfully, I packed a big white dildo on our date. I packed it thinking we can have some fun foreplay, but looks like I’ll be using this dildo to cum. No way you’d be able to make me cum with your tiny weewee.