Tigress and I had discussed wanting to take advantage of the locations available to us in the San Francisco Bay area, so we headed to a beautiful beach where nakedness is tolerated and they immediately hopped into the cake, much to the confusion of the people around us. Tigress is not fond of the social mores surrounding hair removal and made sure to integrate the textures of fuzz, cake and mess. We started with sitting in cake and worked our way into frosting coverage, with the waves roaring away in the background. The passers-by were clearly confused by what the hell us two weirdos were doing on the beach, but offered no comment. The occasional confused glare was enough to convey their befuddlement. Tigress smeared more frosting and corn syrup around to make sure the sprinkles would hold on tight when applied! Slow motion sprinkle spits are always on the menu, but when there's people watching it, so we didn't mind. They whipped out some icing in a can and continued the decorations making some bush stalactites. Whipped cream covers the booty for an astounding whipped cream smack which is glorified in slow motion as well. The stockings got totally destroyed for the sake of this scene, but it's not enough! Messy wedgies are being increasingly requested, so we filled their panties with all of the muck we could muster and gave a mighty yank. The description of the resulting sensation was priceless. Tigress took the opportunity afterward to pie themselves in the face, and again the slow motion captured the glory. Cupcake time was next and I pelted them on the butt cheeks one after the other, landing a few good ones and some slow motion cupcake action too! Like always, this scene ends up with the signature MessyHot condensed milk facial