I'm feeling generous lately. Now if I were staring directly at the camera the entire time, instead of never, I'd have to charge at least $100 an hour. That's like...$33 for every 20 minutes. Idk, $33 an episode seems weak. Seinfeld made more than $33 per viewer per episode. I think. I assume. It's fucking Seinfeld, of course it made more than thirty three goddamn dollars per viewer per episode.