It's not your fault that the person that sends that tingle up your spine is Me, and not her. She's steady, sane, comfortable, reliable. I'm selfish, greedy, wicked, perverse, and cruel. I would never do for you what she does for you, and she could never Be for you what I am. We're just too different. And besides, it's not that you don't love your wife. It's just that your lust for me keeps you sneaking off for a secret spank, slap, and spurt session. Hard, fast, and hotter than things have been with your wife in a long time. Your love keeps your marriage afloat, and your lust keeps my greedy wallets fat.