Okay listen, we need to talk. This has been a really awesome relationship and stuff but I don't think I EVER want to have sex with you! I mean, when I see you change and take a shower... your dick is just so disgusting! And i've seen such better ones that I think it's only fair that you let me go fuck those dicks and then pay for our dates and drive us around. Oh come on, don't start crying are you serious? Don't be a little bitch.....