Do you know how lucky you are to have me? Before you found me, you were just one virgin in a sea of many. A nameless, faceless virgin loser. But now, you're MY virgin. I give your virgin life meaning. Purpose. Pleasure. I make you love your pussy denied reality. I give you the sex life that you've never had, and it's a damn good one. It's the perfect sex life for you, virgin. I'm going to show you just how good it feels to be my virgin. Stare at my shiny bikini and stroke. This is better than sex.