Ew! What's a pathetic, disgusting little worm like you doing here? Trying to watch me change? Disgusting. No wonder nobody loves you. You are such a pathetic worthless waste of space. Did you know that? I mean, you are nothing. Nobody loves you, your presence on this earth is a blight. The only reason I tolerate you is because you pay me all the time, and I mean thousands, just to tolerate your pathetic existence because that's how much I hate you. You're ugly. You're worthless. You're stupid. I hope the women in your life have the courage to tell you how much you disgust them, because they deserve the right to tell you to your face how obnoxiously disgusting they find you.