When I return from the gym I've noticed you staring at my body but especially my feet. At first, I thought you another foot fetishist like so many that have fallen before these perfect toes. However, my work out sneakers often go missing.... And I knew then that it wasn't my feet you were after but my sneakers! Sniffing them, licking them, wringing them of their sweat to pour into your mouth. You're nothing but a sneaker bitch! Bow down, boy, time to worship my Nikes