Now that your step-father is no longer around, it seems I have a new vacancy for a paypig. And as I control your inheritance, I think there’s only one candidate. You, my step-son, will now be giving me all your hard-earned cash and doing all the chores around the house. I might sometimes put you on a lead and take you for a walk, but that’s all the fun you’re getting. I own your wallet and I own your body. I will use you as my foot stool if I want. As for having a bed in the house, you can forget that. I will show you where your bed is. It’s a cage in the shed, right next to the chicken feed. So get used to your new status as step-mom’s little paypig.