I'm up for a position review, hopeful for a raise and benefits. I was nervous going into the meeting with you, the CEO, so I showed up early and called my friend for words of encouragement. During the call she gave me the idea to record the meeting because you can be out of line sometimes. I'm so glad for her suggestion, it was incredibly helpful in getting me my bonus. Instead of being pressured by you for a raise, I now have proof you're a creep who has been using his power to make women have sex with him for career advancement. I make you strip down, get on your knees and jerk your dick while I record your confession. If you ever do anything so disgusting ever again, I will show your wife, HR, your neighbors and every person you know.