So, you bought a dildo. You’re straight. Why would you buy a dildo? You’ve been thinking a lot about it and wondering why and how you ended up with this thing. In fact, you have been rather hesitant to even touch it. But there it sits, on your desk. Teasing you. Why don’t you relax with my sexy voice and visuals and you DEFINITELY WON’T FIND YOUR LIPS WRAPPED around that dildo by the end of my video? Nope, definitely not…