It's been so long since I've seen you, bestie! Your new girlfriend has really been keeping you busy lately, huh? But your text said you needed to talk, what's wrong? Your girlfriend made you feel weird about a kink? Well, what's the kink? I can't tell you if it's weird or not until you tell me! WHAT?! FEET! This explains why you were always offering to go shoe shopping with me, or offering up foot massages. I should've known! It's definitely not weird though, and she shouldn't have made fun of you for it. If she's not going to indulge you in this kink, someone needs to. Go on...you can touch my feet. It's not cheating unless we take it further...