I cannot believe I'm finding myself tied to a bed in my satin pyjamas in a spread-eagle with a harsh tape gag! WHO DID THIS TO ME? What? You? But I'm meant to be looking after you this week! Why would you do this to me? You need to let me out RIGHT NOW. Next I find myself tied securely to a chair in loads of rope. I try everything; begging you to release me. Arguing with you, threatening you. You can't keep me like this! And what's that sock for? Don't you DARE gag me with that!