I am going to make you do bad things and I like to call it the f***** fuckery because nothing is taken too seriously by me. You are just a bit of fun for me with some benefits attached but for you I can make it as bad as it can be if that will get that dick twitching.  I'll give you all the fun and kinky excitement you need, I'll make you do naughty things then you can blame it all on me cause I made you do it..