Just getting ready to go on a sexy date, but feeling SUPER gassy! I'm not sure the hot guy I'm gonna have dinner with will appreciate my farts so I better let them out now. I just have so many nasty farts and my asshole is super smelly too. I forgot to shower and have let my asshole hairs grow so long. I don't think my crotch has ever been this hairy or stinky. How about I bend over and release ALL my most rotten farts. I can tell you like mommys nasty ass especially when my asshole is extra puffy from all the straining I've been doing. You do like my dirty asshole don't you?