I hope you don't mind but I was having a rest over with your step-daughter and she had a few too many and dozed off. I didn't really eat much dinner so was just looking through your cupboard for a snack. She told me you went through a nasty divorce, sorry to hear about that. I don't mean to make this awkward but I don't have a boyfriend right now and I get lonely to, if you know what I mean. Listen, your step-daughter has dozed cold so you and I could actually go have a little fun if you want to lead me to your bedroom. Starring: Cameron Dee