You have to concentrate and stop saying inappropriate things to me. I'm your teacher! Well, that's very nice of you, but you should save that kind of comment for girls your age. Oh, you only fancy older women? Hmmm, I wonder if you have - an Oedipus Complex? Hmm? Do you long for the affection of a kind, warm, older woman? Well I couldn't possibly help you with that! Hmm, just as a roleplay? Well alright, but you'll have to keep it a secret. This is the ULTIMATE TABOO, and we're going to do some very, very naughty things, so no one must ever know. Very well, let's get started, my darling boy. You can call me...Mummy.