The fact that you’ve remained a virgin well into adulthood in spite of your best efforts remains a great source of shame for you. But have you ever really quantified that shame? How much of a virgin loser are you, really? I’ve devised a fun game to find out - I’m going to list a number of standard firsts for the average, attractive male, and you’ll pay a tax for each milestone you’ve failed to reach. As the milestones grow less likely, your tax grows even higher. How far into debt will your pathetic virginity plunge you?