I don't know why he didn't show up... Maybe because I'm too old, or because I'm divorced, who knows... Really? You're probably just saying that because you're trying to be nice. You really think I'm still hot?.. Baby, you always know just what to say to make me feel better... Well I guess that does make sense because I've noticed you watching me in the shower a few times... Don't be embarrassed son. Is it really so crazy? I've thought about this too, maybe we can help each other, I think we both want the same thing.... ***Starring Ashley Fires & a REAL creampie from her son