Wow, you are so strong! You can get off ALL BY YOURSELF! My boyfriend isn't nearly that strong. He always needs sex, blowjobs, and handjobs to cum. Sometimes I let him cum on my tits or ass when we're having fun. He probably doesn't even remember how to jerk off. But you don't need any of that! No no no, you're suuuch a self-sufficient little puppy. All you need is your hand! There's absolutely no reason for you to be with a woman, ever. LOL