Look, I'm excited that you're home for Spring Break, but you can't keep sneaking up on me like this! My mom told me you did this to her the other day, you know. Anyway, what do you want? I'm busy answering...messages. Just normal messages, whatever, don't worry about it. Wait, what?! You found my fan sites?! OH MY GOD, I am so embarrassed! You canNOT tell mom and dad. Ugh, I knew you'd want something in return for your silence. Fine, whatever. I'll just lay here and show you my feet and you can jerk off down there at the end of the bed. No touching! Unless...