I broke up with my boyfriend because he was trying to shame me and not love me because of my fart fetish. Can you believe that?! Nobody is going to shame me for my sexual preferences! FUCK HIM! At least I have someone like you to appreciate me and my farts. I need a shoulder to cry on…and a face to fart on. You are perfect for that hehe. Since we share the same fetish, we can fulfill each others wildest fart fantasies together! Let me blast you with farts and pull my panties to the side to really let you get all this stink!