It's late in the evening, and I've just finished a late night workout. Normally when I finish, I always immediately hop into the shower - but not tonight. Tonight, I have a little surprise for you. Tonight, I have a little gift You're to get on your knees and inhale all of the fumes from My stinky, sweaty armpits. You're to savour in the stench as you fall immediately weak to My fairly hairy armpits. Word of warning, I've not shaved for about 3 days - but that's not a problem for an ARMPIT FREAK like yourself!
