Listen to me, pathetic jerkoff. I tell it as it is. You have a small dick. That's it. You are undesirable. You can't please Me in bed. But what if I told you there is one way you can be of use to Me? What would it be? There is ONE way to serve Me, if you are lacking in the penis department, which we both know you are. This is why you pay a Small Dick Tax. A tax for the pathetic boys who are lacking in the dick department. Have a small dick? Send Me 15$ to make up for your sad existence and lack of ability to please a woman.
