You come home with your report card and I ask to take a look. Your hard work has paid off and you got 4 A's this semester! I am so proud of you and decide to reward you with some wedgies. I give myself thong wedgies, granny panties wedgies, tighty whities wedgies and of course atomic wedgies! I'm so proud of you step-son, but remember, don't tell your step-father about this. I don't want him thinking I'm spoiling you :)