My friend calls me after a break-up with her boyfriend. She tells me he cheated on her, and how heartbroken she is. I tell her that I'm going to go over to his place and let him know that she's too good for him, and he should be begging for her to take him back. When I arrive, I try to tell him what an asshole he is, but it's difficult because he keeps giving me compliments and hitting on me. He says he'll only give her a call if I hook up with him--I don't want to betray my best friend. but she looked so full of hope when I said I was going to talk to him for her--I try to compromise with him. "How about just a flash?". We meet in the middle, and I agree to a blowjob. "But you better call her! And you better not EVER tell her!"