Why be good when you can be bad? That’s my motto and from now on, it’s going to be yours too. I’m quite frankly fed up of your relationship. Your purpose in life is to please me and your girlfriend contributes nothing in that sense. She’s a liability as far as I’m concerned. And so, I’ve decided we’re getting rid of her. I say we because I know you don’t have the balls to do it. But listen carefully to the instructions in my ten-step guide and I’ll have her removed from your life before you know it. Follow my every word and your relationship will be sure to fail, leaving you free to focus on what’s most important to you - ME!