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You stare at me every time you come to the gym, thinking I don't notice. I bet when you saw me walking your way, you'd finally get the chance to ask me out. Nope! I wanna know why a LOSER creep like you can't keep your eyes off of me. I'm literally here working out and sweating there's NOTHING hot about me. I probably stink especially my feet. Wait, are you hard. You ARE a creep. Just the mention of my sweaty socks got you excited, well then why don't you smell them yourself. Look at you, smelling my socks, hard as can be. I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic, but here you are, smelling my sweaty socks. If you love it so much, just wait till I take these socks off. My feet are SO sweaty and smelly, maybe you should lick them clean. In fact, from now on, you can lick my sweaty feet clean every time you see me in the gym. You'd never get the chance to worship any other part of me, but from the looks of it, you're happy to be on your knees, lapping up all the sweat from a hard workout!