The Ten GOON Commandments are a set of moral and religious guidelines that are fundamental principles for becoming a true, devoted GOONER. These sacred commandments provide a framework for living in harmony with one's fellow JERK JUNKIES, PERVERTS and GOON GODDESSES. They provide the strength needed to help premie losers resist the temptation of selfish orgasms, and stay focused on what is truly important in life: PORN!