You're a little stroking addict. But you're worried about your masturbation habits. Maybe you should stop. Maybe you should conquer your addiction. Maybe you should give up the jerk junkie life. Maybe you should find a girlfriend. Don't stop. You know that nothing feels better than cumming for me -- not even sex. Don't quit porn. You're too far gone for that. All you need to do is give up on pussy forever. Become my born again virgin. You'll never touch a woman's body ever again. You'll never feel your cock inside pussy, but you don't need that. Sex isn't for you, jerk junkie. Stroke for me, goon for me, beat that cock up and down, and say "I am your virgin." If you're a good virgin, I'll let you cum for me. I'll show you just how good the virgin life can be.