Summer is in full swing, and you know what that means--bikini season, your favorite time of the year and one of Mine, too, because it's when I can lounge outside in the sun all day bossing around My slaves and humiliating you weak beta losers in My sexy bikini. I never have to do anything but relax, knowing that while I'm soaking up the sun's rays, My minions are satisfying My every desire, while you're stuck at your boring, soul-sucking job, slaving away so you can give Me everything I want. Because I deserve everything I want and you exist to give it all to Me. So, get to it. And, don't think of bothering Me for anything less than three figures