You will see me walking barefoot my bedroom as I come hone from work. I see something dart across the room and I can't quite make it out.... I creep over and capture it in my green scarf . I had never seen a real life leprechaun, but I could tell right away that this little guy wasn't "normal". He had an attitude and was actually quite rude!
I stuff the little guy into my panties and make him sit there while I do some quick cleaning and then play with him by making him sit on my nipple and even sit on the top of my toe to compare his height to my toenail. He is screaming and nagging the entire time , but he is so tiny that I can't quite make out what he is saying. I place him in my ear ( caught on camera of course) and I could hear his rude words VERY clearly. What a little jerk! I was going to keep him around, but decide to swallow him down the hatch ( no chewing though) and lie back to relish my first time devouring a tiny little leprechaun