Don't go out tonight. Stay home and jerk your life away for me. Stare at my ass. Goon that cock like the empty, sexless, porn addicted loser that you are. You don't need a life of your own. Everything you need is right here. Hump that hand, stare at the screen, and waste your life for porn. You know you want to. It's okay to ruin your life. It feels good to ruin your life. Now stare at my tits, and don't stop stroking! Give in to the endless cycle of binging, gooning, and simping. It's better this way, I promise.