It's not enough that you've been consuming 10,000 calories for me. I need more. You need to be hungry for me. I want you to be twice your size before the end of the year. That means you'll be consuming the fattiest and greasiest burgers, slurping down 3,000-calorie milkshakes, and eating everything except vegetables. I don't care about your health. I care about your size. You need to be taking in at least 15,000 calories going forward. Bigger is always better in my books. You will be so fat that you won't be able to see your feet underneath your body. I want you so large that you will be unable to leave your bed. This lifestyle is much more suitable for you.