Desperation is the word of the day as I bend over the counter, panting, squirming, & clenching as hard as I can. I'm so close to relief. It's 2 steps away. I just need to.. Aren't my plaid leggings adorable with the yellow shirt? There isn't a whole lot of yellow in the leggings, so I feel like it matches, but the shirt gets a starring role in my outfit. Right! Potty time! I slide my leggings & panties down my thick thighs and finally sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.. 30 seconds of pure, unadulterated joy.. And just when I think the bathroom trip couldn't get any better... *burp*