Today you are going to do something for me whether you like it or not. Today you are going to be my armpit boy. Today you are going to worship my hairy armpits and you are going to love it. Luckily for you, I am so kind that I decided to pull a random task from my task jar as well. I have no clue what it is until I pull it but once I take a look I find that it is the absolute perfect task for the end of our time together. Get ready armpit boy, you're going to learn to love things you never thought possible.
