I am your vengeful ex-girlfriend. Vengeful for a very good reason, I'd say. I can't believe that I actually gave a geek like you a chance. And then you cheated on me! Well, I'm not going to let you get away with that. I steal you away and lock you in my sub-basement where no one will ever find you. I have a very particular punishment in mind for you, loser! I want to humiliate and degrade you. I want you to suffer. I want to totally objectify and degrade you. I want revenge on my terms. So, I'm going to do the worst thing I can think of doing to you: I'm going to turn you into my personal human toilet. Let me tell you what your sad little life will be like from now on...