You've really been giving me eyes, boy! I can see that you adore me. It's very clear. Oh? You want to date me? Don't be silly! I can't date you as you are now. See, I prefer women. They're so soft and curvy and beautiful. Think about how naturally wonderful women are compared to how boorish and smelly men can be! Having a pretty girlfriend is so much more appealing, wouldn't you agree? Clearly you do, because you want to be with me! Now, there is one way we could be together. I can dress you up in these pretty, girly clothes and make you up into a beautiful woman. Doesn't that sound incredible? If you really want to be with me, it will only be as my lovely little girlfriend!