I put the kids to bed and as I pass by your bedroom door, I notice an odd-looking machine on your bed. Curious, I go in to look at it, only to be caught by you coming home early after getting into a fight with your wife. You explain the machine is a Sybian and it was her birthday present and she didn't like it. You ask if I would like to use it rather than it going to waste. I hesitate, but my curiosity gets the better of me and I climb up on the machine for the ride of my life. WARNING: The Sybian is a very loud machine. At approximately 15:00 to 17:00, it is turned up to the maximum level, which distorts and drowns out all other audio. You may wish to turn your speakers down or even off at this point