Ah, a virgin. How utterly *pitiful*. Today, I'm going to take great pleasure in exposing your *woeful* existence and making you feel the full weight of your *inferiority*. Look at yourself, virgin. Look at that untouched, useless body. It's clear that no one desires you. No one wants to defile themselves by touching a *miserable* specimen like you. Now, I want you to say it out loud. Say, "I am a *worthless* virgin, doomed to a life of sexual frustration."You see, virgin, you're nothing but a *laughable* loser who can't even experience the most basic human pleasure. Your virginity is a mark of shame and *failure*. I want you to touch yourself, virgin. Feel the desperation, the longing for something you'll never have. Your touch is nothing but a *sad* reminder of your utter *insignificance*. Keep touching, loser. Experience the frustration and *humiliation* of your virginity. It's a constant reminder that you'll never be wanted or desired. Embrace your *pathetic* existence, virgin. Accept your fate as a perpetual outcast, forever trapped in a world of sexual rejection.