They grow up so fast, don’t they? One moment they rely on you for everything, and the next they’re suddenly too big to be “Mommy’s boy.” When my boy comes home for the summer and starts spending his days locked in his room, jerking off alone, I’ve had enough and start looking for somewhat…extreme measures to solve the problem. Fortunately, I find one. Just a little bit of tasteless powder in a glass of water, and I can revert my son’s brain back to the time when he was happy to be Mommy’s boy