Son, this is going to sound strange, but have you ever had anal sex with a woman? I'm asking because I'm dying to try it but your father refuses. He's such a prude! I'm so curious, but I really don't want to cheat on your father. I figure it's not cheating if we keep it in the family. So what do you say, will you help mom out and fuck me in the ass? Please? You're such a good boy for your mommy