Eunuchs are missing something very vital to a man's masculinity. Do you know what that is ? There are just so many ways I dream of turning you into my eunuch. Will I go for the knife, Scissors, or the lighter? After all that is said and done, you will follow me for the remainder of your life panting after your once attached balls resting sadly in a jar in my bag. I want the world to know what I've to you, what I've done for you