POV You went out for coffee and put on your headphones..the noise canceling ones so this sweet girl across from you thought it was safe to let it rip. She's bloated asf and clearly the coffee is not helping her case. You turned down your headphones because you saw her lips moving...maybe she was asking you something. Nope turns out shes just pushing out farts so you pretend you don't notice them or her and just enjoy the sound and smells coming from her.