Technically Dixie Comet is supposed to be firing you, just look at that thick folder of complaints, all about you. She's prepared to make an offer though, Dixie is very resourceful. While she was preparing the paperwork for your termination she noticed something interesting. Your performance bonuses, you rolled them all into your 401k. Smart boy, most of the associates blow theirs on strippers and vacations. Dixie could make all those pesky little complaints go away if you were to just sign her on as the beneficiary of your 401k. Of course, she's prepared to do a little convincing . . . Includes pantyhose domination, office domination, blackmail