I wrap myself in a big cozy blanket and prop my dirty feet up right in your face. I'm just too lazy to clean them because I just got back from a LONG BBQ! You just sit right there at my feet and stare. I'm calling my girlfriend. Hey girl! What A day I've had! My boyfriend is right here getting mesmerized by y huge dirty soles... He's such a foot pervert! haha!  I continue to humiliate you to my girlfriend while mostly ignoring you completely because you're too mesmerized to notice me anyway...