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Well it's finally happened my fucked up porn junkie, you've broken your brain. You'll be watching some sitcom and a sexy step-mommy will waltz into the living room shaking her fake milf tits while chastising her loser husband and you'll just lose it won't you stroker? This is you every night, getting stiff at the sight of a busty sitcom waitress and her horny older friend, porn has corrupted you, and you love it. You're sexualizing the most innocuous of media aren't you? So what is it that you do huh? Do you look up women who look like them? The celebrities who play them? Or are you just watching the episode itself like some sick freak with his tongue out stroking to sitcoms, come on my little sitcom stroker, goon for the entire prime time lineup right next to my clips! Turn the commercials into porn! Fantasize about every woman on TV as if she were porn because with your porn addled thoughts they may as well be! {based on a custom}