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I almost stepped on a town full of tiny people! I dont know what to do now besides just keep them as my little pets! Theyre super cute and they think I will take very good care of them. However I have even better plans, Im very gassy as always so I start burping on them right in their tiny little faces. I think they probably like it. I tease them over and over with my monster burps, I take them in for an even closer taste. I take them one by one on my tongue and then I burp all over them, letting them taste and smell me better than ever ! I finally have to go after a little play session, I leave them in a little jar. Before I go I leave them with something smelly to remember me by burping in the jar over and over until its hot and steamy filled with my smelly burps. They love it so I will keep them to play with later.